STANDARD OF TASTE
THE GYM FLOORHow small a flaw can you hear?
Three kinds of damage, one per session. Each test walks the flaw down until you stop being sure, and gives you the size where that happened — a physical quantity, not a score.
Pitch drift
the whole track sliding slowly out of tune across twenty seconds
~14 min · 11 rungs · 3.1 cents to 100 centsStart →
Timing smear
the beat wandering off the grid and back again
~20 min · 10 rungs · 12.5 ms to 100 msStart →
Compression damage
the smear a low bitrate leaves on cymbals and reverb tails
~26 min · 9 rungs · 32 kbps to 160 kbpsStart →
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What this instrument cannot do. Every limit we measured and could not fix.